A scouser is on holiday in Arizona USA. He's staying in a remote frontier type town and walks into a bar. He orders his drink and sits down at the bar when he notices a native American Indian, dressed in full regalia, feathered head dress, tomahawk, spear, the lot, sitting in the corner under a sign saying 'Ask me anything'.
The scouser is intrigued and asks the barman about him.
"Oh, we call him the memory man, He knows everything." says the barman.
"What do you mean he knows everything?" asks the scouser.
"'Well, he knows every fact there is to know and he never, ever forgets anything"
"Yeah right" says the scouser.
"If you don't believe me, try him out. Ask him anything, and he'll know the answer"
"If you don't believe me, try him out. Ask him anything, and he'll know the answer"
"Alright", says the Scouser and walks up to the Memory Man.
"Where am I from?"
