Katy Perry Is More Interesting Than West Ham's Current Performance!

In the wake of the extremely depressing Birmingham 1-0 defeat, even Katy Perry's rendition of
"Forever Blowing Bubbles" is just about the most interesting bit of news all week.
Listen to it from here:
PRETTYBUBBLES by katyperry

And also thanks to Katy Perry, footballwear is finally fashionable in the bedroom!